Real TS Encounters

Her: “9 AM”

(Note: I’m thinking FUCKKK this is gonna be a disaster. The fact was that I was more like 20 minutes away. On top of that, they were doing roadwork on the Cross Bronx and I wasn’t even moving in bumper to bumper traffic. Theres no way I’m gonna tell her this, I know she’ll bail).

Me: “10 minutes, I’ll call you when I’m parking.”

Her: “Okay”

As I’m in traffic, she texts me:

Her: “By the way, I hope you can find parking.”

I’m thinking.. what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Whatever, let me just get there.

So I get there..

I have to say, I have been meeting T-Girls off Craigslist since 2007. I have met girls in Long Island, Queens, Brooklyn, Staten Island, The Bronx, Manhattan, New Jersey, Westchester, Connecticut and Massachusetts. I have NEVER EVER seen parking as bad as I did last night.

There was not one single place to park. People were double parking and saying “fuck it” as cops quickly wrote them tickets. I passed a parking garage and asked if there was room, the attendant started cracking up laughing at me. Not to mention I’m on a strict time limit because she has work tomorrow, and its now around 1 am.

She texts me:

Her: “Where are you.”

Me: “I’m here I just gotta park real quick.”

Her: “Yeah but the parking is really bad around here, your not gonna find a spot.”

I decide to ignore her. I’m looking everywhere, it looks like this isn’t gonna happen. She's probably gonna fall asleep or just bail intentionally.

After about 45 minutes, I FINALLY find a spot. Probably the tightest spot I’ve ever had to parallel park into. I’m very stressed out at this point, I’m not even in the mood to fuck, I feel like I need to have a drink and go to sleep. But whatever, I’m finally here, lets do this!

I get a text:

Her: “Your taking forever.”
Her: “I’m going to sleep.”

I’m thinking, more bullshit, what else is new. This whole night was a disaster from the second I left my house. Fuck this shit, I made it this far, I’m fucking getting laid!