Real TS Encounters

Me: “Hi”
Me: (Sent one shirtless pic)

Her: “Hi”
Her” (sent a rather sexy selfie)
(Note: at this point I'm pretty impressed with her looks. Im gonna go for it and try to make this meet up happen).

Me: “Very nice”

Her: “Bx”
(Note: I have no fucking idea what that means, but I gotta just keep moving forward. I’m not trying to get into a logical philosophical discussion, or correct her grammar. My intent right now is to arrange a meet up, right now).

Me: “You wanna hang out?

Her: “U in the bx”

Okay lets pause here for a second. So Bx means Bronx. Now, I am from Long Island. I do not advocate lying to get laid. HOWEVER, my experience is telling me that this girl wants someone local, and will tell me forget it if she thinks I am too far away. This is just an intuition from years of doing this. So I made the decision to bend the truth just slightly, again remember I’m only trying to get the meet up to happen.

Me: “I’m in Queens and I have my car.”

Her: “Ok”
Her: “Come over”

(Quick note: This is a pretty good sign. If you get to the point where she’s saying “come over” that early on, she’s probably pretty legit, and she probably wants to have sex RIGHT NOW).

Me: “Address?”

Her: “Can u give me 50 to paid my phone”

(Note: Okay what a surprise. Now, honestly, this girl is very sexy, and she could probably get guys to give her $100 for sex. However, I am Casper Grey, and I have fucked many escorts for free, and don’t plan on starting to pay for it any time soon. Besides I’m broke anyway.. lol. So, for me this is actually kind of exciting, a challenge that I have to work through. What I didn’t know is that this would be the first of MANY challenges I was about to face with this encounter which you will see as you keep reading)

Like I said, I want this story to be informative for you, so take note of how I handled this:

Recap: Her: “Can u give me 50 to paid my phone”

Me: “No sorry I’m dead broke, I’m surprised they didn’t shut my phone off yet lol”