Lay Report #5

Me: “What’s up? Do you want to hang out, its almost 1am. Let me know asap, I’m about to head back to Long Island.”

No answer. Good thing I smoke cigarettes. I decide to smoke one cigarette and if she doesn't respond by then I’m out. Meet ups are seriously a pain sometimes (a lot of the time actually).

Finally as I’m smoking my cigarette she texts me back:

Her: “Yes, where are you?”

Me: “57th and 2nd. In my car ready to go.”

Her: “Okay, here’s my address (gives me her address).

Upper West Side.. very nice. Another rich girl? Eh I don’t know about that for sure, but we’ll see what happens.

So I drive over there pretty quickly, I think it took around 10 minutes or something, not bad at all.

Me: “Hey I’m here I just parked.”

Her: “Okay give me a few minutes to freshen up.”

Of course, more waiting.. cool. Although I have to say, it is cool because this is starting to sound more and more like a casual encounter. At this point I’m putting my mind into “casual encounter/hook up mode.” I’m going to treat this as if it was a Craigslist just looking for sex type of meet up.

Finally she gives me her apartment number. The building isn't that nice. She was on the 5th floor, so I went for the elevator. I have an injury to my foot, so I try to do as little walking as possible. However, this elevator looked horrific. If ever an elevator was to malfunction it would be this one. There goes my rich girl theory. I decided to take the stairs.

I get to her apartment and she invites me in. She's okay looking. Huge fake tits soft skin pretty face. Your typical TS Girl. It’s not that she wasn’t attractive, in fact some guys would say she was HOT, but like I said earlier she wasn’t really my type. But fuck it, I’m pretty adventurous, lets have some fun!

So I don’t know anything about this girl, I don’t know if she's down to fuck, I don’t know if she thinks we’re actually just going to hang out and talk, I don’t know whats up.

Its probably around, I dunno maybe 1:15 am at this point. If you read “Lay Report #4” I talk about how it took over an hour for me to hook up with the girl. Fuck that shit. Were gonna fuck now or I’m leaving. I have a 45 minute drive back home and its starting to rain and I’m tired and hungry. There’s no way I’m chatting for an hour.