Lay Report #4

At around 1:15 she text’s me.

Her: “Did you find anything yet?”
Me: “Not yet I’m about to though.”

Her: “Forget it, we’ll do another time.”
Me: “No I came all this way. Give me till 1:30, if I don’t find a spot by then we’ll call it off.”

It would really suck to not meet this girl because of fucking parking, so I was more determined than ever to find a spot.

At 1:33 am, I finally find a spot. It’s a few blocks from her apartment, about an 8 minute walk. I text her:

Me: “I’m here, I’m walking over now.”
Her: “No, forget it. It’s too late. It’s 1:30 am. You took forever, let’s do another time.”

This is an extremely bad sign. This does not sound good at all. I better call.. I call.. no answer.

FUCK.

I text:

Me: “I came this far already. I finally parked. Let’s just do this.”
Her: (texts me her apartment number).

YES.

I get to her apartment. It’s fancy as fuck. I walk in and there’s a security guard, doorman, concierge, and I have to give my ID and sign in. This has happened to me a few times over the years. Could I have just found myself another rich girl? :)

I get up to the apartment. She opens the door, she’s HOT AS FUCK. Better than her pictures. She has a very nice one bedroom apartment. I’m thinking this one might be a keeper! (which is extremely rare for me to say or even think).

It’s now about, I don’t know, let’s just say 2 am. I have in my head that after all this time/waiting, we’d just start hooking up pretty quickly. Nope.

I wouldn’t say it was awkward (although close to it), but it was a very plain situation. There wasn’t really anything sexual going on between us. It was more just like two friends talking. I didn’t think it was because she didn’t like me, I think if that was the case she would of found a reason to ask me to leave. And I certainly like her, so I didn’t stress it and figured we could just chill and talk as long as needed.

So we ended up watching TV until 3 am. Still no hooking up yet. Luckily this is rare, but it does happen from time to time. This WILL happen to you if you hook up with different girls on a regular basis. We had been drinking for the past hour but nothing else. Eventually around 3 am the topic of different “party supplies” we’ve tried in the past comes up. She mentions one that I have never tried.