Lay Report #2

(Note: Never tell the second girl that you were delayed because you were fucking somebody else. I have done this and have gotten brutally yelled/cursed at. Now, some girls won’t mind, but you won’t know that until you meet them. So, if you do decide to fuck 2 girls in the same night, just tell girl #2 you got out of work late).

So after receiving “fuck you delete my number” from girl #2, now I’m in a situation with no backup plan. So if the first girl does end up flaking, I’ll be screwed and I won’t get a hookup. I really like having backups and advise you learn from my fuck up here and properly set up the backup plan.

Fast forward to Queens:

Me: “I’m looking for parking now, should be a few minutes.”

Her: “Ok baby take your time.”
Her: “Baby some friends just got here for something I will let you know in a few when they leave please don’t go.”

Note: So if you’ve read my first lay report, you’ll no that I am no stranger to this type of bullshit. Here’s how to handle that:

Me: “How long?”
Me: “No worries, I’m still looking for a spot, just let me know when they leave.”

So when something like that happens, don’t freak out. Don’t get mad. Don’t curse the girl out. Just be cool and go with the flow of things. If you start to get weird or angry or anything that will make the girl feel uncomfortable than she’s not going to let you in her place. Even if she’s in the wrong, you still have to play by her rules to some extent because she can very easily stop answering her phone and then you just drove 30 minutes or whatever it is for nothing.

So finally I get up to her apartment, she’s even hotter than in the photos.. great. I’m ready to have some fun, I start to take my shoes off, and then all of a sudden this dog starts barking like crazy. I’m like wtf is this shit. So distracting, such a mood killer. The dog runs into the bedroom and starts barking at me. So annoying, but whatever.

She takes the dog in the other room. Great, lets have some fun. I get my other shoe off. We start making out.