Oh My, You Have a Cock...

It was a regular Friday night no different from others I'd experienced before. I was lonely having broken up with my girlfriend earlier that week. What a bitch! I needed to find me a sweet woman capable of matching my libido. My last lady was all about the lights off, missionary position sex, come to think about it I don't think I ever got a good look at her naked. Those are six months I guess I will never get back. As I sat alone in my bachelor apartment, clean for a guy, but still not the greatest place to bring a chick home to, I started feeling sorry for myself. I had a feeling it was going to be awhile before the calluses on my palms would be going away. Don't get me wrong, I love jerking my own cock! Everyone knows nobody can love you like yourself, right? But I was missing the contact, the feeling of a warm body beside mine. I had given up on the bar scene, I was striking out so many times I could relate to Barry Bonds, and at least he gets his share of home runs. Me, I got diddley squat! The most action I was getting was ending up at a walk in clinic to get a wrap for my sprained wrists. I don't think there could be another human on the planet that could be more intimate with themselves as I was.

So there I sat and contemplated on how I was going to go about fixing my little dilemma. The answer came immediately; I would look at the local "call-girl" directory on the net and pay for a hot woman and treat myself. Dismal, ya I know but a man has to do what a man has to do right? And right now I needed me some action! There were so many fine looking women I didn't even know where to start. They all looked so hot, in their various forms of undress. My cock was getting harder by the second. Then an ad caught my eye. Her name was Tiffany and she was gorgeous! She was a tall drink of water with long red hair past her shoulders, a smoking body with tits as big as cantaloupes. In her profile it said she loved to give oral and receive anal the most. It sounded much too good to be true, the last girlfriend I had that loved anal sex was...